I used a drill press and there’s shrapnel in my abdomen, I might need a sec.

Since they’re mentioning reviews it might be warning you that the company in questions products run a bit large, that’s the optimistic guess anyway. Pessimistic guess is AI bullshit.

I’ve got a random guitar amp I found next to a dumpster plugged into my raspberry pi…

For the crude certainly but I was thinking about end products, being as our cars are mostly gassers and our home heating is pretty much entirely methane, electric of course being the exception but I don’t think I’ve ever seen an oil burner outside of the context of kitchens and mechanic’s shops.

I really hope nobody writes that. Or one for Roblox for that matter.

Figured it’d either be that or only capable of a single, or I guess in this case double, shot.

Right, IIRC correctly the US mostly produces the heavy stuff and mostly consumes the light stuff.

Nothing comes to mind at the moment but I doubt somebody isn’t trying.

Are those rolls of toilet paper hanging by the window?

Or anybody’s firehose of shitty videos for that matter.

And shittiest thing I’ll see today. Hope the kids find out and beat their ass.

Shittiest one on paper would be the American Inn in Denver but I actually like that place. I think the one I ended up hating was rural Nebraska for plumbing problems and you could hear a divorce going on in the next room.

I’ve never thought to do that and my friends occasionally give me shit for spiking stuff

Straight up agreed

And decidedly funniest thing today.

That’s young by my standards and I’m only 28…

Oh mom’s accused me of trying to kill myself because I drank two caffeinated beverages in the same day. She hates everything I do and it doesn’t even matter what it is.

We’ve got plenty of electric motorcycles they’re just jackasses on the sidewalks and trails instead of being on the road where they belong…

I want it to be cuddly but can only assume it’s not.

Man could somebody look more unhinged than that?