No, it’s trans people’s fault. They used up all the healthcare, or something.

Is there such a thing as a portable plasma cutter? Because the ones I’ve seen all require a big 2 foot cube with wheels on it in addition to a power outlet nearby.

The other option would have been to buy that tape that you put on your windows so the birds don’t see their reflection anymore, but I was a teenager living with my parents at the time and we couldn’t afford it. We also tried blocking off the windows with cardboard, but the bird would just move to a different window.

I’ve had to shoot 3 cardinals over the years for doing that. It’s funny until all you hear all afternoon, every afternoon, is thunk… tweet tweet… thunk… tweet tweet… It got to the point where one of the birds was leaving pieces of torn off skin on the window as a result of doing that for 3-4 hours every day.

SUV=SubUrban Vehicle

That’s what I thought the acronym stood for when I was younger, because I would usually see them in suburbs. Now that I’m older, I refuse to call them sport utility vehicles because suburban vehicle is a much better description of their intended use-case.

EAC sucks and can be bypassed with minimal effort. I’ve gotten Sea of Thieves running on a virtual machine despite EAC.

Haha, nice one. Now I’m just imagining some methhead cutting into random parts of one of these things trying to find the nonexistent catalytic converter.

What catalytic converter? They’re electric.

The metal body panels that have just been haphazardly hung onto the frame on the other hand…

San Andreas fault: shifts, causing earthquake.

Conservatives: Why would Joe Biden do this?

I swear this is every third lobby I join.

I’m glad I sold all my US index funds last month.

RED: Shadow Maggots!

So what you’re saying is that I should compile Firefox from source?

The AP ran an article on it

The plaid stickybomb launcher was worth the three cents I spent to buy it

Did Nurgle donate a couple million dollars to his campaign or something?

Uh… yeah? Where I live you can buy vaccines for your livestock at the general store. Treating livestock with antibiotics on the other hand is stupid and big ag really needs to stop doing it.

I saw a video on YouTube calling road diets “The latest socialist assault on our freedoms!” It was from a semi-major news outlet too.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I made a bunch of comments critical of the site and then banned myself (deleted account) before they could ban me. “You can’t fire me, I quit!”