

it’s not one really old otter going back to it’s hometown.
it is not one really old otter going back to it is hometown.
is what you just said.
it’s not one really old otter going back to it’s hometown.
it is not one really old otter going back to it is hometown.
is what you just said.
Depression replaced with horror?
I’ll take it.
isn’t this something everybody knows already? it’s been common knowledge since like, forever. even if you’re a middle school dropout, live in willful ignorance and never pick up a book or periodical, you’ll still accidentally learn this fact from TV and movies
Let’s see if this link works. It’s just as fast-paced and exciting as a peewee soccer tournament
Actually, they should’ve pitted the robots against little kids. That would’ve been hilarious.
I sure would like to read this article, it seems fascinating, but it’s paywalled.
it’s inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity
In another recent example from the UK, a crossing guard was banned from high-fiving the children he helps cross the road because doing so slows down traffic.
sounds about right. also, apparently the UK calls their crossing guards “lollipop men”? I assume it’s because their crossing sign looks like a giant lollipop
Man, Hollywood sure knows how to cash in on generational heartstrings
I remember when Transformers came out, back in like… idk, '05? '06? Anyway, I was 30, and there was nothing on Earth that was gonna stop me from going to see it. Not even Megatron himself
… I think I agree with your sentiment? honestly it’s hard to tell because everything you just said is delivered in this ultra-cringe meme language. I guess this is so the average middle schooler can understand what you’re saying? or is this how robots think humans communicate, so when they want to pretend they’re an “average human internet user”, they talk in this ridiculous idiotic meme codec? idk, whatever, it’s peak cringe, but ok cool comment
I’ve been meaning to check out this “nature” thing, or whatever it’s called. It’s basically like, just lakes and woods and the sky and all kinda weird shit like that. Supposed to be pretty cool I guess, idk
I’ve been ad-free youtubing since it came out in '06 or whenever that was. It’s a shame that they disabled uBlock on Chrome, I used to really enjoy my chromebook before it became spam cancer
where they didn’t use to
I’m guessing OP probably also says things like “should of”, or “everytime”, or “atleast”, “infront”, “incase”, etc.
The sheer number of evacuees has put a strain on Manitoba’s 15,000 hotel rooms to the point Kinew’s government is asking tourists to reconsider visiting Manitoba for now.
Wait, does 15k hotel rooms for an entire province seem like not even close to enough? Or is it a totally reasonable number? Idk, seems low to me, even for Manitoba… and I live here
this is usually when I would say something conceited like “lol glad I don’t live in the US” but then I realise that I’m just as fucked as the rest of the world and we don’t have a future
hopefully microplastics will invade my colon/heart/kidneys/liver/brain soon and remove me from this living nightmare, I can’t deal with this shit anymore
on top of that it’s just a repost from another karmafarming account who posted it to uplifting news
The couple, Matthew Nannen, 45, and Bailee Crane, 58, allegedly climbed over a railing at Inspiration Point, which is situated along a high plateau at the top of the park’s Grand Staircase, according to the Garfield County Sheriff’s Office. The couple fell and were killed.
that part’s not super uplifting, but it’s definitely a miracle that their cat survived. I wonder if they were taking a selfie…
again?
(2011)
… oh. um, ok
eventually they’ll come out with a device that charges you while you wear all of your rechargeable items. you just plug yourself into a USB outlet and all your shit gets charged simultaneously
if I see one more person name their pet after a food item I’m going to vomit blood
When you see “24 people injured by bees” you’re picturing the bees hiding around the corner with a 2x4 and smacking anyone who walks by. Pretty bizarre situation that could have been caused by those giant hornets who prey on bees, according to one theory