There’s a guy in my computer doing that for me

The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.

I really want a version of Bejeweled to kill time with on my phone. But all that seems to be available is the usual heavily monetized mobile slop.

Do you not have a faucet?

This is like one of those parody commercials. "Coming soon for the Microsoft Xbox, the Sony Playstation, the Nintendo Switch, the App and Play store, the Nokia N-gage, the Samsung fridge, Netflix, Nintendo Famicom, your toaster, Kindle, as a shadow puppet theater, "

It really is Russian

Me when I’m in a refusing modernization challenge and my opponent is Japan:

I’m tired, boss.

VR has been happening for like the last 10 years though?

A few days ago I had to help somebody set up Word on their freshly installed PC. It only had Edge on it, so I used it to go to the site for managing Word. The site then said that the browser I was using was outdated, and I should try again with Chrome, Firefox, or Opera. I don’t think MS has too much faith in Edge.

Is it a console? Isn’t it a tiny prebuilt?

I’m really excited about that Frame and Controller. Hopefully they’re not too expensive.

Isn’t that because it was popularized by Anonymous?

Good on paper, never works in practice.

Be quiet, the grown-ups are talking.

What honestly surprises me the most about Bethesda is that they managed to release a remaster of Oblivion instead of yet another Skyrim version. They must have tied Todd to a chair in the basement for the whole development to let that happen.

Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon

It’s pretty much only a problem in the US.

Funny how the people who suck at identifying communism are the people with a raging hate-boner for it.

Not really lied about, but moreso ignored that they lost the Vietnam war.