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Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto memes•Take your passkey and shove it where the sun don't shineEnglish15·5 months agoRemember when tap-to-pay was new and didn’t work at a lot of places and some people were freaked out over it?
And now most of us use it without a 2nd thought.
I speculate passkeys will be like that.
Written by the assistant to the manager, no doubt.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•Guys waiting for the jewelry store to open on Valentine's dayEnglish322·5 months agoLot of judgement ITT. At least these guys have someone.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy•What's something that's not typically considered embarrassing but is for you due to your unique set of circumstances?English3·5 months agoMy sense of direction and route memory are complete dogshit, and always have been. When GPS became commonplace it was a godsend for me. But some people are still assholes about it and give grief for using GPS for 95% of my driving. Especially older people.
I’m embarrassed that I liked that guy in the 90s.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes•I do not fully agree with this point, but this pig got to be Jeffrey DaHAMer or HAMnibal LecterEnglish14·5 months agoDumb question: what is this illustration from? I recognize the art style, but can’t place it.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Politics@sh.itjust.works•30,000 tons of food stuck in Houston port after Trump halts foreign aidEnglish6·6 months agoIt’s his Project 2025 guys intentionally dismantling the government and sabotaging whatever they can. They want a theocracy to “save” us from the very chaos they’re creating. It’s all going to their plan. Trump is just the useful idiot figurehead.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.workstoPolitics Unfiltered@sh.itjust.works•Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper StrawsEnglish1·6 months ago“I won’t be stopped. I won’t be silenced.”
LOL. block
I’m even crankier. I’ve seen a handful of tats that I thought looked awesome. All the rest looked like some bored jr high kid doodled on the person’s skin.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•It might be a permanent fixture nowEnglish3·6 months agoI love that aspect of lemmy.
The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.
I have noticed a few messages slipping through the past several weeks, whereas I used to get basically zero spam.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto politics •Democrats slam Trump for not making good on promise to ‘immediately’ lower food pricesEnglish5·6 months agoIt’s a staple used in a fuckton of recipes in addition to being a go-to breakfast item. Many Americans stupidly ignore politics, but still pay a lot of attention to the prices of common goods like milk, eggs, bread, gasoline, etc. Folks are living hand to mouth because the billionaires hoard all the money.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto AskUSA@discuss.online•How much coffee do you drink, and how late into the day?English5·6 months agoI’ve never been a real coffee drinker either. Almost all of my friends and family are coffee enjoyers.
Once in a while I’ll get one of those iced coffee drinks that’s more like a milkshake. Those are pretty good. But it’s not really coffee, IMHO.
Humor can be hard to explain (and explaining it sometimes makes it less funny).
I think what makes crepes funnier than grapes is the American association of crepes with sophistication and “fancy restaurants”. The juxtaposition of the genteel with an embarrassing demise is funny to some people. Especially with the woman looking on with vague disapproval, as if the choking man is commiting a faux pas.
A joke like this definitely won’t land for everyone. I find it mildly amusing, but not that funny.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Politics@sh.itjust.works•White House pauses all federal grants, sowing alarmEnglish18·6 months agoLeopards eating faces. People will be so surprised by this.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@sh.itjust.works•Have you ever experienced missing time?English3·6 months agoOnly from general anesthesia. It’s such a weird feeling.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.worksto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Make MTV relevant againEnglish18·6 months agoDid you upvote the post?
Interesting, I didn’t know it costs extra in some places. TIL.