

I just… go to my doctor on a regular basis… If I’m worried I make an appointment. He’s a nice man, he explains things and gives me good advice. It’s almost like he’s had some kind of professional education to help him identify and treat health problems…
And I already pay a ridiculous amount for health insurance, I’m gonna get my fuckin’ money’s worth outta that before I send pictures of my shit to god knows where. There’s no copay to get one of those mail-in poo buckets delivered every few years.
If you can comfortably drop $600 on something as abjectly stupid as a dedicated poop-cam I bet you can get at least comparable coverage to what I have.
I bet the only advice you get if it does flag something as abnormal is to see your doctor anyway. The analysis is probably done by a half baked AI or a squad of former call center workers who say through a one hour training video.
I will never understand this or the internet connected appliances. Our society is so utterly fucked right now.












His primary qualification is that he was an officer (eventually reaching the rank of Major) in the Army National Guard, via ROTC, and volunteered to serve in Guantanamo and Iraq during the War on Terror.
I highly encourage people to compare and contrast his service record with that of Jim Mattis, or any other appointee to the same office in recent history, for additional context.