pssst, it Slipped the Containment of my Perception…?

“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

Fuck the Book Burners! All hail The Hand!

I don’t remember the number, but there’s a skip that was a chair that could teleport. The GOC put it through a wood chipper, and the splinters began to teleport into people’s lungs… Containment ftw in this case.

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

Private party at The Dixie Pig

“This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!”

At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

There’s some dipshit in other threads that’s convinced the only reason this happened is because the guy was rich. No other motivating factors. The Stockholm syndrome in this country is fucking bonkers.

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

This fuckin’ thumbnail has been staring out from my recommendations for like a week. Now, it’s starting to follow me.

I don’t how metal this really is; i can read those.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

You beat me to it.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).