I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

I love copiers

You could say… He’s a Hardined criminal

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

I want to know how they estimated that

Update, it was fun! There was no axe throwing, but we did get to see a racecar, and my bike ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere. I still had fun though!

I was thinking the same thing lol.

Me and a couple buddies got motorcycles over the past year. We’re literally going to go for a ride tomorrow, then meet at the local axe throwing range. I’ve been looking forward to it all week!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

She is a nice lady!

I want my mommy

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother

Go buy a ThinkPad.

I yelled at my phone when I saw this.

He said “oh wow! The whole thing is a computer!” like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now.

The I go on Facebook for some reason (I am in a rural area) and I am seeing people talking about buying teslas in the local community pages. These people are not people that couldn’t afford a used Mitsubishi Mirage…

Don’t buy anything HP.

I ran a full sized office photo copier off a generator once, it ran fine, but you could really hear the engine chugging when the fuser started to heat up.

I’ll never forget my first time driving in Southern California.

I was doing 85mph in a 70mph zone and a prius flew past me.

It’s loss isn’t it…

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.