I spent enough time in the shower vigorously washing my weiner, it’s clean enough

I’ve been playing since, version 3. I think it was back in 2005 or 2006

It’s not just that, they’re easy to repair, and parts are available. I love laser printers, except for HP

Isn’t Shannon Watts… Uhhhh

Edit: I was thinking of Shanann Watts.

This only works if the other person has situational awareness.

Turn signals?? Please elaborate

I had to do my job down in LA for 2 weeks, but they got me a hotel in Commerce.

It was awesome. I had almost no traffic getting back to my hotel while watching everyone backed up going home.

I used to drive like a maniac until I got a motorcycle.

Now, I’m super defensive and highly aware of aggressive drivers. I just get out of the way.

I accidentally cut someone off on the freeway last week (3 lanes turned into 2 and I was zoned out, I was driving all day). Dude started honking and raging on me, I could hear him telling me to pull over, so I just kept staring forward until he gave up. Normally I would have engaged.

I love copiers

You could say… He’s a Hardined criminal

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

I want to know how they estimated that

Update, it was fun! There was no axe throwing, but we did get to see a racecar, and my bike ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere. I still had fun though!

I was thinking the same thing lol.

Me and a couple buddies got motorcycles over the past year. We’re literally going to go for a ride tomorrow, then meet at the local axe throwing range. I’ve been looking forward to it all week!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

She is a nice lady!

I want my mommy

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother