Man I wish that game worked on my phone.

I can’t remember the name of it but there is a book with that exact thing in it.

Castle

This question is confusing. Vegetables have fructose…

He’s nobody. He’s normal. Next he will be ordinary.

Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.

Schafenfreude

I’ve heard that as well. In my mother’s case she actually passed quite peacefully.

I can’t imagine what it would look like, on fire.

It too me wayyyy too long to understand what direction her body was facing.

This one got sent to all my family. Thank you for your service.

I am from the United States and while I think that we used to lead the world, I have to acknowledge that China has us with our pants around our ankles. American exceptionalism is dead.

I have killed someone. My mother. It was intentional, legal and sanctioned. She was at the end of her life, suffering from Alzheimers and her entire family was present. I volunteered, as her only living child, to pull the plug. And I did. Did I kill someone? Yes. Was it the best thing to do at the time? Yes. Do you wonder if that’s a good way to go out of this world? Probably. Would you be wrong? Yes.

God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.

I’ve been waiting with my big gay guns.

You are living in a house of cards.

Long story. Sexpositive meeting, years later, she asked me for a date.

TooFlyforAWIFI is mine

That has to be the most random string of words that actually works ever constructed.