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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Granted. Pain fills your mouth as your individual teeth begin to fuse, cutting through the gum line held each tooth in its own pocket. As blood starts to fill your mouth you try to spit it out. Your jaw fights to open but the fusion of your the top and bottom rows of teeth holds your mouth shut. The pain settles to a consistent throbbing as the fusion completes. As the days pass, your hunger grows. Unable to eat you become weaker and more desperate. You speak, through clenched jaw to doctors, dentists, endodontists and a spectrum of specialists with impressive sounding titles. They attempt to cut the monotooth, but it always fuses back together before the job is even a quarter done. A feeding tube is installed to keep you alive while specialists are brought in to study your unique condition. Xrays show that the fusion of your teeth goes all the way to the roots which is now just one singular root, winding it’s way through bone and tissue to connect the upper and lower halfs. Surgery is ruled out as it would require the complete removal of your mandible as well as palate, leaving you horribly mutilated, if you even survived the extremely risky surgery. Eventually you are released from the hospital. Papers are written and lectures are given about your case. Doctors have entire careers built on your condition and some even reach celebrity status. But you? You get used to keeping your mouth closed, to avoid gawkers. You barely speak, falling further into isolation. Your only consistent companion is the mountain of medical bills from all of the failed efforts to undo your wish.




  • EndOfLinetoAsk LemmyThoughts on job interview presentations?
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    2 days ago

    My SO’s company asks for presentations if a candidate for certain high-level positions make it to final rounds of interviewing. It’s pitched as being a “high level overview to start a conversation, not a TED talk”. They also pay the candidates for the time to put this presentation together. I think it’s something like $200, but I am not sure.

    Being asked to put together a presentation is not necessarily bad, but being asked to put in your personal time without compensation is a red flag. It speaks a lot to their culture and expectations of personal sacrifice the company likely asks of their employees.




  • EndOfLinetopolitics Associated Press (AP) correct truth?
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    5 days ago

    Just a reminder that additional farm subsidies were also issued during Trumps first administration because of his trade war with China and Europe. They disproportionately benefited wealthy corporate farms over smaller individual owned farms.

    This is not a correction this is the plan.




  • EndOfLinetoAsk LemmyHow much do you care about music?
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    13 days ago

    I hear it when it’s playing on a car radio or in an ad or on some show, and I acknowledge how music can spur an emotional response when used effectively, but I don’t regularly listen to it.

    I’m assuming everyone here listens to music somewhat regularly

    As somebody who does not regularly listen to music, I am curious why you would make this assumption.









  • EndOfLinetoMicroblog MemesPlease please please...
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    18 days ago

    Overheard a conversation a few years back where a group of guys were talking about how they didn’t know how to cook or do laundry because that was woman’s work and how they expected their mothers and / or wives to do that for them. It was so pathetic how proud they were that they could not take care of themselves.