They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.

(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)

This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.

No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

Just tell the interviewer how great their feet look.

Some people are just like that, regardless of headphones. My fiance gets like that to the point I have to nudge her to get her attention.

Just when you thought AI couldn’t play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.

They’re called “broadsheets.”

Oh shit I forgot all about that part! Thanks lol

Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.

I mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.

It only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.

They are if you own the platform.

Yeah I’m 46 and shooting for a heart attack by 50, like my grandfather. My dad’s 74 though so I’m worried my life will drag on past that and I’ll have to deal with deteriorating mental faculties. Dying isn’t the bad part - it’s the slow descent into senility that worries me.

The huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.

No the original kind, from before the show.

My God, you’ve cracked it.

No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?

He’s also monumentally depressed.

Hmm I wonder why.

Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.

Only the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.