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  • I don’t remember anyone saying that I just remember everyone saying the obvious that Trump will be much worse and what the fuck do you know he is! Netanyahu just nominated Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize…

    Odds are Kamala would have been much better than this but thank you for being a gullible fuck and falling for Russian disinformation and helping get Trump elected. I am really excited to see the economic collapse while ICE starts openly arresting ctizens and Gaza gets fucked even harder. Your dumbfuckery helped make the world a worse place and in the coming years people will look upon assholes like you the same way they look at discarded MAGA hats.













  • FrankFranksontoAsk LemmyWhy do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?
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    4 months ago

    The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.

    As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.