Pig’s sluice

Piss slit

Cooze

My go-to since 1983 is listening to the B-52s album Whammy!

Cookius

I do hair and used to work at a retirement facility. There was a retired Texas state trooper with Alzheimer’s named Floyd who got a buzz cut every month. He was so out of it that every time I used the clippers on him he’d start swatting the air around his head and would swear, “Goddamn bees!”

But(t) am I the gayest for sucking the most cocks or because I’m the best?

For a split second the first time I heard about him I thought Kirk Cameron had been assassinated

Cash is king

From my perspective, it’s taking a slur people like Kirk embrace and throws it back at them by labeling their alleged all-consuming love of Jesus as homosexual. It’s a bit reductio ad absurdum - they label us sinners but they’re the ones with a hard-on for Christ. I’m gay and I created the meme, btw. But I also enjoy really extreme, offensive humor (I’m just saying. Not trying to be confrontational)

I posted it and I’m gay. It’s intended to be satirical. I’m not challenging your feelings. I’m just saying 🙂

R2-D2 was a bisexual opportunist.

This.

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My father died when I was a baby

I found out when my husband introduced it to me as a way to end a huge fight we were having. (Gay guy here.) He’d been hiding that side of himself from me because he thought it would freak me out and he had only recently discovered it himself…or maybe admitted it to himself. But, anyway, we had one of those huge fights that couples sometimes have that could potentially end in splitting up. He gave me the option to do a scene with him or separate. Told me he didn’t want to split up but if I didn’t let him take control and lead me through a scene then he was walking. I figured, what do I have to lose? I had no idea of who I had locked down deep inside me. It was simultaneously transcendently spiritual and primal, animalistic. Euphoric. (40/60 Dom/sub switch here, partnered for 27 yrs :)

DARE = Drugs Are Really Excellent

Billy is white. He doesn’t have to worry.

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump…

Then he gets what he gets. I don’t feel a damn bit sorry for someone that stupid.

If I could flip a switch and just stop my life like turning off a tv I’d do it immediately. Extending it?! Sheesh