Drinking water with ice in it.

Danger zone!

This is all true, and it happened right after they got done spit roasting poland together

Stalin was a Nazi sympathizer

Should have hired a Mexican to do it!

This is the underrated answer

Tuvix the whole crew so every crew member has multiple specializations and reduce the resource requirements by half

Have had this argument with a guy, told him that if nazis are socialist then north korea is a democracy. Needless to say he was not moved by my argument.

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I’m surprised mayo isn’t too spicy for him.

Back in my day they weren’t color coded.

No see MAGA is anti socialism, it’s why they’re not Nazis /s

Literally the Taliban

In 2011 I had to get stitches in my hand. I didn’t have insurance but I paid for it out of pocket $400. Over and done with right? No, 4 months later I got a $120 dollar bill for a tray that was used when I got stitches and had to be replaced. I disputed the charge and it was dropped but I still have that bad taste in my mouth to this day. Yes I am an American.

The joke just didn’t have legs

Sacrificial lamb…

I think what they’re saying is a firmware update changed the TVs programing so it now switches automatically without giving a prompt and a solution might be to disconnect the TV from the internet and try to re-install a previous version with a usb stick.

Now imagine that FDR owns the company that sells the Merconi

My money says she opposed the amendment because it would be unpopular in her constituency if she didn’t.