Hm, who’s the victim in this entire hypothetical scenario?

Do you often have a hard time telling fact from fiction?

Do you need to talk about it?

Find someone else, I don’t give a shit.

Especially if you’re a shlubby middle-aged nebbish…

I’ve never seen that LOL. I’ve seen various stances used in various decades, mostly from old movies where they show what’s “cool”.

The funny “pistol pointing up while looking around a corner” to whatever’s going on here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/uug5hb/1960s_shooting_techniques_very_cool_i_always/

I also saw what I call the arm brace in the movie Harold and Maude.

Just my luck to not get Monica Lewinsky in this scenario.

I’m a fat middle aged man with swamp crotch and severe scrotal alopecia. Not his thing.

I saw a 16:9 CRT in the trash a few years ago, it had just started to rain, the time it took to arrange secure transport it was soaked, so I passed. I didn’t feel like I could deal with the size and weight of the thing if I had to repair it as well.

But they do show up now and then.

You’ll have to suck it out of me. At least the half I can easily give…

Because software is cool so let’s just add more stuff!!

I’m as atheistic as they come but I’ll maybe ask a demiurge for that to happen.

gosh what an obsolete stance. What’s next? The 1970’s arm brace/pooping stance?

probing them wrong

Always ask for consent first though.

A hysterical fake that’s been debunked many times? This is your evidence of an all-powerful omnipotent creature? A rag?

Provide a picture of your supposed imaginary deity of choice contemporary with your first picture. ie TODAY, THIS YEAR.

This isn’t UFO debate club. Provide evidence. Fairy tales, frauds, concoctions, or deflections not tolerated.

It looks it. I always end up liking these lesser-known series that abruptly end. See: Jericho.

The sheer amount of AI slop shorts on YouTube must be generating entire dollars in revenue by now. Who isn’t entertained and eagerly awaiting the next five million videos of the same scenario over and over again?

Pff, barely enough for the latest open source mouse driver.

Now take a picture of your imaginary brainwave creature.

Uh, what are you still doing with that 64 core CPU, a terabyte of RAM and a petabyte SSD? How do you expect that ancient hardware to keep up with the speed of typing and your mouse movements?

Or hit up the thrift stores. Eventually you’ll find something. I have to go because it’s the best place to buy fat man clothes.

Weird logic, those billionaires like Alex “I’ve got rectal worms” Karp or Jeff Bezos or Musk certainly don’t look like anyone I know.

Jeebus in the brainwaves, huh?