First day of summer? Let’s start a war in the middle east.

What sounds like glass cracking?

How long before it is mandated that all govt officials can only use the T1 phone?

Is it worth attacking the fiberoptic line? Flamethrower or maybe some scissors?

Anything vs genocide. Normally an easy choice.

It’s April 26, 1992 all over again.

It’s to prove you aren’t an addict. Everything is great in moderation. Drug wise. There are some really sickos.

Surprise! It’s full of drones. Carrying swedish meatballs of course.

4 fingers?

This is something I can get behind

Make IPAs clear again! No but really, that looks damn tasty. And if it isn’t, the views will.

A little firmware update and that floppy disc will be a hard 3.5 inch, but somehow still a floppy.

Sealab 2020?

I really want to go inland, but then I’d be a Baygull.

Maybe an Owl carried the coconut here.

I’m starting to question which would be cheaper.

Arschgeweih. The word is Ass antlers in German. Tmyk