Amendment incoming!

Why do that when you can just buy an existing service and convert it 🫠

Bruh, why is that toilet paper tube so big?

Right … it’s the people who consume your content’s fault. Not the network. Not the medium of which content is provided. Not the content that’s provided…

I like to control it based on the salt levels of the other items we include. We often include 3 cans of beans, along with beef and tomatoes. Sometimes they come unsalted or we use different ingredients that may need less or more.

I do this for chili. Rather than having to measure random portions of like 8 spices, I can just do a bulk mix one every 6 months and just measure out 5 tbsp of the mix and add 1tbsp salt when I make it.

But wait! There’s more! You can also receive a free deportation to a partner country of our choosing regardless of your country of origin!

Sounds like a claim that Democrats attempted and failed to steal the election

Sounds like an overreaction on her part, assuming you accepted what she gave without much drama

Just keep running, just keep running…

Aww, why the long face?

“mm” is often used to denote “million” in various professions and locales. Not super common in the US

Ha. Hahah. HAHAHAHAHA

The one in the meme looks like it has an adjustable head that you can rotate to get different spray patterns

Weird thing to say about a program that is expected to be able to reproduce the same calculations accurately…

It’s almost like conservatives control the vast majority of media conglomerates and subsequently control the types of content that their outlets put out.

Love the tiny hands

I was confused at first. On first glance, I thought the tree truck behind was all his tail feathers

Ask them how long it would take to get from one side of Antartica to the other.

Seltzer water is mildly acidic compared to tap water, which would affect how you perceive the taste