Karyoplasma
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They got caught sleeping on the job, that’s for sure.
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Lemmy Shitpost•Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job
14·8 days agoIf you want me to show up on Christmas, just pay me enough to show up on Christmas. It’s really that simple, you’re a million dollar company, act like it.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•Probably not how it worksEnglish
241·14 days agoThere literally should just be a cap. Make it something ridiculous like “billionaires are not allowed to exist, so everything you earn past $999,999,999.99 is public property” and I don’t see any way how someone could disagree with this other than wanting to be a malicious parasite. That is more than enough money to buy a yacht for your yacht and is also an amount of money that cannot be legitimately obtained.
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ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•"I don't need to write that down. I'll remember."English
3·18 days agoFor me, it is. Maybe it’s confirmation bias tho, I don’t write a diary lol
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ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•"I don't need to write that down. I'll remember."English
6·18 days agoBut why is it that you always remember your appointment the day after? Why is your inner clock consistently off by one day?
At this point I’m sure it’s not even about control anymore, it’s just that privacy sometimes gets in the way of “line go up”.
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Mildly Infuriating•WhatsApp appears to have ads now. Good thing I don't really use it anymore.English
83·23 days agoI didn’t notice. I don’t use a messenger app. I only use the fucking SMS text like back in 2004.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Pick-up line for Ancient Egyptians
1·24 days agoAccording to another comment here, yes. I never heard of that tho, it’s kinda neat.
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History Memes@piefed.social•Pick-up line for Ancient Egyptians
20·24 days agoFun fact. Hieroglyphs can be written left-to-right or right-to-left. You have to distinguish the direction they should be read by the facing of the animal/creature/human used as a character. They will always “look” towards the beginning of the sentence, so in the depicted case, the intended direction is left-to-right.
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Showerthoughts•Aliens could prank earth by double thanos snapping all gold
8·25 days agoYes, Thanos snaps are multiplicative.
But I think we can establish that objects get eliminated in their entirety and not on an atomic scale, or else the snap should have killed way more than half of the people considering that about half their cells just committed sudoku.
Btw if it worked on an atomic scale:
We assume Thanos only wants to snap the gold that has use for humans. We mined around 210,000 tonnes of gold and known reserves of gold hold another roughly 80,000 tonnes. That makes 290,000 tonnes total. 290,000 tonnes of gold have around 8.87 * 10^32 gold atoms, so Thanos would need to snap on average log_2(8.87*10^32) + 2 = 112 times to eradicate all of that gold.
Note that the total amount of gold on Earth is much larger than that (unknown deposits, deeps in the crust, in the core), but that would get rid of the stuff we actually care about.
We are the equivalent of an invasive species with no natural predators. Sure, some animals would happily eat us like polar bears and orcas, but we don’t live in the Arctic and we don’t swim in Orca hunting grounds.
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News•Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
30·27 days agoI’ll preface this with that I’m not a believing Christian, I don’t even believe in God. But I grew up with religious grand-parents and also had religious education since childhood from talking to our town priest at various summer camps that were organized and supervised by the church. I was that weird kid that always asked too many questions.
It’s one of those attempts at bible-thumping that is just abhorrent and completely wrong.
In Christian belief (more strongly held to by catholic branches of Christianity), Jesus endured torture, insults and death and in return, he only wished for salvation for everyone (including the people insulting, torturing and killing him). Jesus did this because he knew that the only entity that is allowed to judge you is God and God will judge you when you die and by enduring the atrocities committed against him, he showed faith in God’s fair judgement.
Technically, that means that seeking revenge or justice for a crime committed against you is equal to not trusting in God to judge your perpetrator(s) fairly in afterlife and as such is not living the example that Jesus gave. Instead, you should forgive and pray and hope that your abuser will understand and repent his wrongdoings.
It does however not transfer their sin onto you, you are committing a different sin in doing so, so they keep their sin of being a childfucker, so what these kooks are saying is baloney. It’s also entirely unchristian to demand absolution from anyone but God and it’s a sin doing so. As a victim, it’s also allowed to think about and voice your anger and frustration of crimes committed against you, you should just not act upon your anger irrationally. Suing somebody for damages is not irrational, telling them to fuck off and never come near you ever again is not irrational, so they are plainly wrong.
The difference between Palestinians and house elves is that Palestinians don’t like being in a concentration camp that is constantly being bombarded by its guards.
House elves like being servile and the thing that struck Hermione the most is that many owners took advantage of their servitude by using them as a valve to live out their sadism. Hermione’s biggest flaw was that her goals were all over the place and it would have been better to just cross out the cruel treatment of the elves by pursuing a protection law similar to the law to “protect” muggles. Protect in quotes here because wizards and witches (especially the adult ones) are batshit fucking insane and care much more about their secrecy than the victims of the crime. Meddling with shit like health care and wages for house elves, which they don’t even want, is pointless.
“Don’t hold me to or judge me for what I said” is a deeply narcissistic trait.
Don’t pee on jellyfish stings by the way. It’s unsanitary and doesn’t help.
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World News•The torture video shaking Israel to its coreEnglish
91·1 month agoIf it’s not religion, something else would be the guise under which the same people would operate.
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Not The Onion•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
17·1 month agoPTSD - Post Thrown Sandwich Disorder
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News•Elon Musk’s $1tn Tesla pay deal to be rejected by huge Norway wealth fund
1031·1 month agoWasn’t Tesla complaining about profit loss all year, stock tanking and all? Wasn’t this Musk’s fault as well? If I do shoddy work at my place, I get fired, not a trillion bucks extra paycheck, but maybe I’m just too stupid.





Well, they will be prosecuted, or at least there is the chance that they will be. Trump was already convicted of sexual assault which in other states would have been a rape charge. The problem is that he, nor “high-profile people” will ever spend even a single day in the prison cell they belong into.