SLOOOOOW DOOOOOWN!!

Because without wings, they wouldn’t be able to freak you out as much.

Shadow of Mordor is the only thing on this list I do not already own.

Life is an STD that is 100% terminal.

We, as a society, should just agree to call it a “shitter.” Or possibly the “shitpostitorium.”

Poke your cheeks, Yoda’s ears will!

I made a D&D character creator for 3.5e/Forgotten Realms. Not just PCs but NPCs and encounters based on CR, too.

Now my pants get pulled down to reveal the bejeweled plug in my butthole 😩

You can in fact block those, specifically, at least by disabling AO+ rated games from showing up in your queue at all. I don’t know if there are other categories or filters that can do this, but I know for sure nsfw games can be since I use it.

I got some frozen enpanadas recently and the directions for microwaving them specifically called them “sandwiches” 🤷‍♂️

The Mario Super Star being the star on top means these are all Nintendo Switches, right?

in CA op wouldn’t need a car

Maybe if they choose to live in LA or the bay area. You definitely need one in the central valley, foothills or Sierras.

Dr. Mario or Microsurgeon so you can pretend like you’re curing yourself 😃

Corn Nuts are awesome. The picante flavour is the best.

And I’m agreeing with you by adding more context. They’re not PC at all. Even in the way they show sexual misconduct as being bad is through the lens of a “white knight” mindset (male lead must rescue the damsel) or for creepy gross-out gags (old, homeless man flashing people on the street that you must catch).

I’ve always wondered how easy it would be to just move to Mexico or Canada, since either is possible to drive to. Like, legally or not.

Have you tried gluestick adhesive on the bed? Sometimes it’s all it takes for that first layer to properly stick.

I just jerked it with the door open. Not like anyone could see under the blanket. 🤷‍♂️

And those get pretty repetitive and aren’t rewarding enough that I wanna go through that every time. Especially RDR2’s fucking habit of spawning some kind of big animal right the fuck on top of me giving me zero chance to react and making me lose all the animal pelts I’d been collecting right as I am walking up to the motherfucker who buys 'em. 🤬

(I’ve been playing that one recently and it’s reminding me why I stopped)

It’s a joke about vaginas. 🤦‍♂️