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news@lemmings.world•19-year-old firefighter claims he was whipped and waterboarded by colleagues who wanted to gain access to his cell phoneEnglish
1·1 hour agoHas anyone told them that it is not 1487 already?
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The Grind & Bind Art Alchemist's Guild@lemmy.today•Making Arrowheads: The Ancient Art of Flint KnappingEnglish
1·2 hours agoNo mammoths are wandering anymore, so why bother?
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News•Truck Driver Stuck in a Snowstorm on Christmas Eve After Ignoring Signs and Following GPS
91·2 hours agoDriver: fuck, I really hoped to spend some time alone but nooooo, they needed to “save” me and blow my excuse for absence at the family gathering. I hate this life.
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World News•German bank heist: Thieves use drill to steal €30m from savings bankEnglish
62·3 hours agoAny haul is 10 times lighter if you bring it home and get it for free :)
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News•Trump reportedly raged that Epstein Files ‘will hurt my friends’
2·4 hours agoTrump cares!
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news@lemmings.world•Zelensky Reveals Trump Is Considering Sending Troops to UkraineEnglish
4·4 hours agoWhy? To open the second front to help Russia?
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Éire / Ireland•Simon Harris says Ireland to lead EU drive for ID-verified social mediaEnglish
2·4 hours agoYeah, democracy demands not only a fair vote system but also (and mainly) the voters who actually care.
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World News•Nepal to scrap 'failed' Mount Everest waste deposit schemeEnglish
91·4 hours agoMoney. It’s all about money. Nobody will “close” the mountains.
Beans go brrrrr, throw them into water and boil until you’re bored. Drink. Go brrrrr.
You’re overthinking the whole thing:)
I’ll find the way out by myself, don’t bother.
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news@lemmings.world•Israel says it will bar aid groups, including Doctors Without Borders, from GazaEnglish
5·4 hours agoA border for doctors without borders. How generous of Israel…
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Just Post•"I hope you have a great 2026" NO PLEASS DON'T MENTION IT
2·5 hours agoGood night. Walnuts can help with your sleep if you don’t want to take pills.
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Reddit•Got permabanned from reddit for telling a russian troll to go back to the muscovite empire...
8·5 hours agoNah, they ban everything that breathes. They just have so many people that they can’t ban them all at once.
Welcome to Lemmy. Here you will inevitably be banned too, but making a new account is trivial and moderators are more lazy.
It eats from one side and shits to other (France) side. All is fine.
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science•Five-Year-Old Mini Brains Can Now Mimic a Kindergartener’s Neural Wiring. It’s Time to Talk Ethics.English
344·5 hours agoFuck ethics, push science. As long as they don’t kill children to get the brains out, ethics-mumblers should keep their mouths shut.
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Casual Conversation@piefed.social•I found a recipe for a salad I used to eat at a restaurant in the 1990s.
17·6 hours agoSo… What are the ingredients?
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news@lemmings.world•Trump goes off-message alongside Netanyahu to boast about his $400M ballroom saying next inauguration will be held thereEnglish
3·8 hours agoI hope it is at least called “Trump’s beautiful ballroom”?
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news@lemmings.world•Polish prime minister says peace could be achieved in Ukraine within weeksEnglish
3·8 hours agoYeah.
Facepalm.





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