I dare not.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

This is why The Onion is so hard to differentiate from reality any more.

Someone should show these cunts some consequences.

Are you haunted by fruit salad?

Oh fuck off with paranormal horseshit. There is no legitimacy, there will never be. They are absolutely a part of the problem.

In case you aren’t aware. That doesn’t answer the question adequately.

“Adding missing information” Like… From where?

And here I thought he was sending them to his Daddy to replace the ones recently lost. I guess this is better?

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Add in some Infected Mushroom and perhaps some actual mushrooms and you’ll have the best time. I promise!

Car turn right again! Yay!

You would think there would be some kind of way of preventing animals like TURTLES of all things from getting onto the tarmac.

Glad I left that shithole.

Somebody needs to go through their paperwork and doxx every one of those cunts.

Appeared is cop speak for “wasn’t”

How do the people close to these morons resist the urge to do terrible things to them??

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved is the best arcade style game in existence.

Someone find a way to turn Russia and Israel against each other ASAPITY.

Make a game that’s just Snow Day and make it available 24/7. Instantly better than RL.