I think op had bored and ignored in mind?

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I don’t want to be horny I want to be happy

I read the entire article incredibly confused because I thought it said immortality

We are indebted to law enforcement across the state, who has worked seamlessly together: local law enforcement, state law enforcement, and our federal partners with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. We’re grateful for everyone who worked together in such a short amount of time to find this person and to bring justice.

https://theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657/

You are balding inside

That would be 3

Vlad the Impaler made this

I unknowingly bought a pack of 7 hotdogs the other day. Straight up thought I lost a hot dog.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING, IT’S STRESSFUL

It’s dukie diarrhea, that’s why wet call it slop.

A true shitpost™ requires effort, effort and fiber.

Not if Smacky gets to them

I like to narrow it down to 2 choices and ask which they prefer

Need that juicy drip

The ear clipping is basic TNR protocol. The signal to not gank a street cat is typically a collar.

Someday, you too will be Freddie’s whore

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Sphere of Infinite Horny Pondering

I grow in a tent and am starting to grow outdoors for larger yields. I started because it helped a condition my spouce has and buying it wasn’t sustainable. I give some to close friends who also have medical conditions.

For me it helps with my knee pain, helps with recovery from workouts, gets me through extended fasting, and I just enjoy it.