Macchi_the_Slime

I’ve long since had to resign to the fact that my partner and I are in a straight passing lesbian relationship.

We met online through a reddit r4r post. The second time we met in person she had driven a U-Haul almost 1500 miles nonstop from South Dakota to New York. The first time we met in person when they left her son had a crying fit when he realized that they were leaving and demanded she turn around right now and ask me to be his daddy. We’ve been married 7 years now.

I look like a “Bear” while she looks like a Butch lesbian. Which is really funny since I’m nonbinary and she’s more masculine than I am lol. The looks people give when they see her first talking about “her partner” then see me and our 3 kids. Priceless.

“Meet me in the middle,” says the unjust man.

You take a step towards him, he takes a step back.

“Meet me in the middle,” says the unjust man.

– A.R. Moxon

I couldn’t tell you exactly what it is about it, but my Gods migraine pain is the absolute worst for me. I could be at like an 9/10 with my joint pain unable to put even a little weight on like my ankle, and that doesn’t bother me nearly as much as like a 7/10 migraine. I imagine it’s probably got something to do with the secondary symptoms and how inescapable the pain is. But I’m not sure. I do know I wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy though.

Right? I’m not a big conspiracy person either. But my Gods between the Epstein stuff, the live tweeting this investigation, and how hard they’ve pushed the left wing violence narrative it’s so hard to look at those messages and not think something is fishy.

It feels so much like that time the Russians tried to brag about catching some Ukrainian terrorist and stage a photo with all the evidence they seized including 3 random copies of The Sims. Or that time the IDF tried to claim they found this pristine copy of Mein Kampf in a child’s bedroom they bombed. They’ve done so much lying that any info that’s convenient for them I have a hard time believing isn’t a lie.

The guy absolutely could just have been “Like That” and overshared. I’ve definitely known people like that. But with everything that’s happened I just can’t help but feel like it’s suspicious that the texts just so conveniently happen to just perfectly answer all these questions the administration has in just the perfect way.

Yeah no they’re fucking wild. Oh yeah let me just text my partner telling them the location of a note that I totally made admitting to doing it but that I planned on never telling anyone. A letter mind you that was apparently destroyed but not before taking a picture of for fucking posterity I guess? Oh and remember how I was engraving bullets the other day? That thing that you were presumably there for if I’m asking you if you remember.

I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”

It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

I beg your finest fucking pardon. The fuck did I just read? I get why other comments are saying bait.

I’ve done basically full carnivore back when my partner first had bariatric surgery because we don’t have the largest food budget and she needed to avoid carbs while having the highest amount of protein for the smallest possible volume of food so meat was basically the only thing that fit the bill.

What in the frosted mini fuck are you on about?

All because she wasn’t the one allowed to take the trophy on the day, pathetic.

Nah, Cracker Barrel almost certainly wanted the redesign because that particular sector has been moving trying to avoid the whole “You can tell this used to be a Pizza Hut,” thing for a while.

They want to be able to just open up a store anywhere with minimal investment. Then if their store is super generic it’s real easy to offload the real estate if that location doesn’t work out. It’s easier for another firm to buy the real estate if they don’t have to spend a bunch of money making the former Cracker Barrel not look like a Cracker Barrel.

That’s just Hard Drive Fragmentation. If you went too long without defragmenting your hard drives eventually the computer would start taking ages to open anything because pieces of files would be scattered all over the physical drive platters

Quite possible. If you’ve already got problems coping with regular stimuli it’s reasonable that you’d have a harder time coping with pain stimuli too. Their pain receptors could be more sensitive than others or any number of other explanations.

Plot twist; The reason they just learned about tax evasion is from a rabbit hole they went down after being told “How are we gonna pay for it?” when asking about the government doing something about climate change.

I never said not to condemn political violence. I said not to accept right wing framing when you do. They are trying to pretend like 80% of extremist political violence isn’t committed by right wingers.

The left calling the fascist actions of the wannabe dictator president fascist is not the same as the right calling all undocumented immigrants violent criminal invaders, or trans people vile pedophile groomers.

You fucking clown.

The problem with just condemning violence “on both sides” is that you are buying into the right-wing framing that violence from the left and the right are in any way equivocal. That the left calling the fascist things the wannabe fascist president is doing fascist is in any way equivalent to the right saying immigrants are invading the country, or that trans people are groomers that are abusing kids, or that homeless people should be euthanized.

From just a quick PBS article I found with like 5 minutes of looking:

Based on government and independent analyses, right-wing extremist violence has been responsible for the overwhelming majority of fatalities, amounting to approximately 75% to 80% of U.S. domestic terrorism deaths since 2001.

“Both sides” do not bear anywhere near the same level of responsibility for the current state of political violence in this country.

Surely the Face-Eating Leopards won’t eat my face.

To make a double entendre. You can tell from context that the partially redacted sentences say “No fucking way,” and “You alleged pedophile.” But it you look at them without the redacted parts it also says “No king way,” and “You aged pedophile.”

The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.

We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.

I mean I’m shitposting, but still.

OPs really “Posting through some shit,” huh?

Anime Music Video. It’s exactly what that sounds like.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about how surprising it is that this user understands consent. But I just can not see it.