As a 5’ person, 3 mph is a sweaty pace for me even in cold weather. Someone with long legs might find 5 mph easy but I’d be running.

With no sidewalk, breathing fumes the whole way

There’s something about that photo which makes it super obvious he’s walking on tiptoe inside those “flat” shoes.

Gloppy raising haircut.

🔌🫖💨

~~national security ~~ penile insecurity

Palestinians being massacred should bother us as much as Australians being massacred.

Is the real point of the article.

But maybe you wouldn’t have clicked on that.

It’s the dementia and narcissism you’re having trouble with, not pop life.

Steve Martin them, talk wrong.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40K6rApRnhQ

Is it a meme reference? I didn’t get any results. Crosses mean a lot of things in the US, especially to MAGA types, but it’s too much for us to hope they’re putting them on ballots because it would invalidate them.

You must be skimping on the salsa, my friend.

On a side note, this post inspired me to get out the Keto Pizza Mix and Rao’s sauce…

I too wish they were bluer. But it appears the grey matches the rocks sticking out of the snow, and I think with climate change that’s going to be even more important for them.

Except we don’t put crosses on ballot papers here. Where we use cardstock ballots at all, we fill in bubbles. Otherwise it’s various machine markings.

If it were all for that fat cat I’d be fine with it. But not for the slime currently occupying the suites

Sadly, the cake had not been inoculated with cholera so the people who most deserved it were not among the victims.

If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.

You’ll note I put that lie in quotes

Guns use people to kill people when they didn’t even mean to, or weren’t thinking straight. Guns turn acts of despair or foolishness into suicides and murders.

But Gunn doesn’t always use guns. Sometimes they’re drowned or impaled or eaten

Phil Coulson’s has a whole page of upgrades because of Fitz’s tinkering:

https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Coulson's_Prosthetic_Hand

You should never have trusted Gunn in the first place.

“Guns don’t kill people.”

Gunn does.

Like, all the fucking time.

Hoping against hope Krypto survives, because I LOVE him!

Looks like 39 cases in Ireland in 2024.

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/measles/measles-cases-europe-americas-skyrocket