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Cake day: February 1st, 2024

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  • Nah them prics is there. They just gotten so good at hiding in plain sight that you never see them. It’s actually quite the feat to stock the shelves and not be seen at the same time. Plus you got the credit card hounds chasing you around the store. So it goes two ways. Is that an employee or is that the weeping mastercard angel? Better stay away. Or if you make eye contact with them, you moving too damn fast trough the isles to ask for help if you even do see someone.

    Now home hardware, on the other hand, is like playing minesweeper where every damn tile is a mine. You can’t walk a meter in any direction with out someone dead stare into your eyes asking if you need any help? You beter know what fuck you came in here for son. Half the time, the panic sets in and now you buying shit you don’t need like door mats or fuses when you came in for a damn Robertson bit.















  • MpatchtoHome ImprovementFlooring Pop
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    2 months ago

    Theoretically, from flooding your home to burning it down.

    Realistically, the two tiles behind those two you reset pop up because they are now the weakest link. But it’s all good because you still have about 3/4 of a bag of cement left lying around somewhere.

    On the note of flooding, though. Dont flush the unused cement down the drain or toilet. Straight to garbage. You can save the bucket if you wish by scraping everything out into the trash. I’ve seen it when guys just dump it down the drain. Boy, that ends up being expensive bill. Full night of back to back lap dances at the good place probably be cheaper.