Depression? You can have some of mine, I have more than enough for everyone.

Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!

But certainly not the last time anyone will laugh at Rob Schneider.

Do I care that it’s happening? No. Do I enjoy hearing about Musk’s toys being broken? Absolutely.

All the while pushing ridiculous RTO agendas.

Barbie shoots dogs? TIL

Yeah but my signature would be really boring if I hadn’t learned it. But also fuck you Miss. Merrell you crotchety old bag. 

One could say that they gifted him a bribe.

Fitbod.

Do you like fish sticks?

That’s a lot of Seamen.

When this is what you call breakfast at home of course you’re going to find new places to eat out at.

I bet he got it by ripping off some Libyan Nationalists. Too bad plutonium isn’t sold at the local corner drugstore in 2025.

With every article I read about Roku and their current trajectory, they, as a company, remind me more and more of Veridian Dynamics from the show Better Off Ted. Soon, Roku will be selling an office chair to companies that helps keep their staff on task by not letting them get too comfortable.

This might just be me but every post in my feed is marked as NSFW including post that shouldn’t be marked as NSFW.

lol, “Oh hell naw.”

So now I will have the opportunity to pay for ads versus seeing them for free, nice!

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I am already looking forward to the reboot where Skeletor is played by Joaquin Phoenix.