Grocery shopping after 3pm…

That is a car.

… Good?

That is exactly what they should be doing.

Are Saturday jobs still a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4RWI-LbrE

Skim through, you’ll definitely have heard some of the melodies before in passing.

Very common insult if you watched Nickelodeon in the 90s

Checking voicemail?

Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed.

No more landlords either. Get in!

A reminder that facial recognition software is regularly found to be no more accurate than random chance.

Well then… there is no problem here.

Do they know about each other?

🎶 Don’t pay the Furby man

I thought we were banning catharsis?

I spend time on google maps just browsing, learning where different places are in the world.

One time someone put a blurred out map showing their location and I knew exactly where they were.

I promise never to use this power for evil.

This is this generation’s Smart Car.

A.K.A the dumbest of cars.

I love Herman! He’s so round and cute!

Get a lighter roast, roasting the beans kills the caffeine.

I don’t remember this episode of Deep Space Nine…

We are paying attention but we all feel like there’s nothing we can do to stop it so we try to numb the pain.

Zuckerberg is trying so hard to be as hated as Musk.