Just register their contact information to spam services, like any sane person would do.

That sounds just like taxes, but with extra steps.

And that’s how many AAA are failing.

The indexing and search need improvement.

No, no. A zombie apocalypse is exactly what we need right now.

So, if he actually won in 2020, does it mean that he has been unlawfully elected for a third mandate in 2025? /s

Yes, but data only.

It really depends on where you live. How are vegetables more expensive than meat? I eat meat sparsely because it costs a lot and is annoying to prepare.

I’m going to make more backup copies of Prince of Persia out of spite.

Since spiders get drunk on caffeine, she’s doing a Starbucks run.

Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

It’s ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

Police officer, removing the robber mask: “So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along”. Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky memes on the internet".

No food stamps, only Gil.

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

You also don’t have to show up 2 hours in advance to a train station and plan your entire day(or two) around a trip.

It’s impersonation only if you explicitly say it’s his voice in the video.

Shub-Niggurath, the All-Mother. Cthulhu does not have interest in pesky kids.

Digimon is clearly the superior franchise.