No, they’re not.

“Patriotism will make you rich.”

If you can’t smell the grift and propaganda coming off of this pile of shit then you’re a dangerously stupid human being.

If, at any point in your life, any part of your stance involves the language “technically not a pedophile,” for any fucking reason, you’re entirely on the wrong side of the situation.

He’s bending over backwards to be nice and ignoring all the importance of being kind. He’s an idiot.

We get it, you’re morally superior to anyone who has ever been willing to physically fight for something, don’t break your arms jerking yourself off up there on your high horse.

It’s not a real problem, you just gotta know how to drive it right, learn how to make it work, it’s not really broken, it’s fine…

And also the opposite of all those things.

Unless someone in my family with my last name named their kid after me, that’s not going to happen.

I prefer Dr. Gay Hitler, personally.

I have an extraordinarily rare last name combined with an extraordinarily rare first name, I’m literally the only person who has ever had my full name in the entire history of humanity, I’m keeping it.

Fuck, I love being single and living by myself.

Why they changed it, I can’t say.

Kid knows what they’re doing.

There are only two genders: Male and political.

There are only two races: White and political.

My most common response to people asking what they can do to help is, “get the fuck out of my kitchen.”

Nobody is obligated to make everything they make to be intended for literally everyone. That’s just a basic fact of life. Some things are the way they are because that is just the way they are. Not everybody gets to ride rollercoasters and if we were to reengineer them to be accessible to literally everyone then what you would have would simply not be a rollercoaster. Some things intended to be what they were made to be would be fundamentally different if they met your demands, you’re insisting there be mandatory limits and demands to art and intentionality.

Then develop your own game and do it. Nobody is obligated to make something that is intended for literally everybody to enjoy in the exact same way. That’s just life, not everything is for everyone, and not everyone who is developing a game has the time, budget, or focus to out that element into their game that has a specific need to be a specific thing. And people are allowed to make their game the way they choose, just like any other form of art.

Yeah, that’s totally what you’re doing here, improving peoples lives. Great work.

You’ll never see the humor of you specifically saying that, but that is really damn funny.