I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

It’s nice, but without labels I can’t tell which cut I want.

Though, even with labels, I’d just end up going for the rump anyway.

Happy holidays from the GOP.

“Priceless” is right, but not in the way it’s implied. Buy yourself a $5,000 diamond ring then take it to a different jeweler to have appraised for sale. You’ll be lucky to get an offer of $200 for the gold.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

Once again, an Israeli cease fire/truce is only about giving them a free round of attacks.

All this has done is cement the fact that the absolute worst of the worst exist in every facet of society.

And another conservative is born.

Maybe try doing what the non-nazi Americans are doing: say you’re Canadian, eh?

An Israeli “cease fire” means that you stop shooting at them so they can continue murdering you without having to feel scared.

Redundant title is redundant.

The mice are cousins of Lemmiwinks.

Allow me to introduce you to Phoenix Jones

I’d like to see a phone with the camera aimed out the top, bottom, or side so we can lose the optics wart on the backs of current phones.

Once again, Isreal agreeing to a cease fire is just Isreal trying to get a free round of attacks.

Dude went full Karen!

“I wanna talk to your manager! Where’s my manager!?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Yeah, the young Crypt Keeper might be up for it… As long as no one writes any dissenting opinions in chalk anywhere near him.

You must be QA.

Still waiting for the rollable screen so I can pull out my phablet and unroll it like a medieval scroll.

“Hear ye! Hear ye!..”

Emo Philips finally has another reason to wear his bunny outfit!