“This just in: sky confirmed blue, scientists say.”

1 nano-second in… fucking trash

Anne Landers is a boring ol biddy. The one where Homer and Flanders become friends

poor baby. who grills out on thanksgiving? also my charcoal grill never does this

smithers does deepthroat because he’s… yknow… and sideshow bob runs for mayor

three eyes on every fish and two cars in every garage

analogous to saying “i’m a pro wrestler. i beat my wife and kids. to shield them from senseless violence would be a mistake” or “i work at wendys.”

jesus did i go back in time???

MOM! Phineas and Ferb got internships at Tesla!

tfw dropped outta clown college

coupla right binder holding cunts

because EA

bart makes edna and seymour fight and flanders becomes principal. scene is the pta meeting

A game where guys aim guns at other guys hold the phone

What, no more FTTAWSBSFTMA?

Aurora Borealis! At this time of year. In this part of the country. Localized entirely within your kitchen.

fucking FINALLY. I’m gonna ask em what fish tastes like.

wrong drink

hahaha just googled paul chesser and the crap he’s up to - what an absolute swindler. i wouldnt give his awful tabloid website the view it would take to read this nonsense.

Fucking finally!