I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks
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SeabassDanto Privacy@lemmy.ml•I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification.1·1 year agoIs that where your phone case opens up to receive your bro’s phone into it?
Yeah, that tends to happen with empires.
SeabassDanto Not The Onion•‘It is not illegal to teach drunk’: Charges dropped against 2nd grade teacher accused of being intoxicated in classEnglish412·1 year agoThen you get a different shotgun coming into class and it’s not so fun
So they’ve been using it, it just won’t be available to us poors.
SeabassDanto THE POLICE PROBLEM•Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room.English4·1 year agoI’d love to see a JCS episode on this.
SeabassDanto News•Teen rapper accidentally kills himself on social media video after pointing gun at his head and pulling trigger53·1 year agoMakes you wonder if it was at least on some level intentional.
SeabassDanto News•A cop allegedly shot and killed his Lyft driver, claiming he was being kidnapped for a 'gay fraternity'2·1 year agoSo he’s just one of us, then
I hope it’s not, what the hell kind of parents do these kids have??
SeabassDanto Legal News@lemmy.zip•Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes has prison sentence reduced again35·1 year agoI don’t think really rich people ever truly go broke, they just lose all visible cash or assets and have a good stash spread out throughout various other hiding places.
SeabassDanto News•Drake's Security Guard Seriously Injured After Shooting at Rapper's Toronto Home25·1 year agoI still think that Drake knows he lost the diss track battle, so he’s gonna really try and do some damage by shooting up his own house and vandalizing the OVHO shop to try and blame Kendrick and cause him legal trouble. You know he doesn’t care about his people, he’ll toss his own guys under the bus in a heartbeat.
It’s a bitch move tbh
SeabassDanto Ask Lemmy•What linguistic constructions do you hate that no one else seems to mind?4·1 year agoThat actually ended up evolving over the last 75 or so years. Reason being is that I’m just playing, just wanted to use it.
SeabassDanto Ask Lemmy•What linguistic constructions do you hate that no one else seems to mind?4·1 year agoDon’t you mean youdube?
SeabassDanto politics •GOP official argues in favor of child marriage: Girls are ‘ripe’ and ‘fertile’5·1 year agoTurns out the reality behind that Shane Gillis bit was that they were trying to go even lower
Perfect rock is for the wife, she’ll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.
SeabassDanto News•Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway16·1 year agoThat’s exactly the reason. When push comes to shove, these are the people that will be willingly used for fodder on the front lines.
I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks