Lol

Daaaaaaaaaamn

On Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London

Republicans don’t even speak English anymore. They speak ragebait. Congratulations if you managed to get through that entire first quote without clicking away.

I am a gazorpazorpian and I don’t think that people should lie about their identity. If someone claimed to be from Gazorpazorp without actually being from there, I would be very irritated with that.

That is not the correct way to eat eggplants

EDIT: Oh, wait… Oh, my stars! 🫢

They do be like that!

Science strong!

All Republicans must go to prison

Well… they’re definitely deporting Obama

Kat made a post on Bluesky once where she showed a tweet by a Republican who was asking people to “stop posting photos of [Kat] when they attack her because she’s genuinely attractive and that makes the attack not land” or something along those lines. I wish I’d saved it. It was a solid self-burn.

That Republican was basically afraid that Kat would steal male GOP votes simply by looking good lol

Careful where you sit, though

It will burst into flames, like his cars

he never realized that he had found a land other than India (despite nearly everyone else recognizing it by the end of Columbus’s life)

That’s hilarious. So by the end of Columbus’ life, everyone had discovered America except Columbus!

Some Conservative: “It’s He-Man, not They-Person”

Oh, I see. You must live in the flatlands.

I saw about half a dozen of them hanging out in a tree today. A couple hours later one flew in and out of my bathroom.

Typically I’d have to look very carefully to spot even one. They’re quite well camouflaged.

Gonna need to get those Coke-drinking polar bears a fridge…

Is this a rimjob joke?

Cause we really need jobs in this economy

I still remember when they bought Macromedia and Flash turned to crap. Later on they even renamed it to something completely unimaginative: Animate. Terrible.

Cheeky