You can probably remove “ID” from your post.

Quick contact DOGE! I’m sure they’ll take care of this government waste! /s

Funny to see the shift from “punish the guy who recorded him” to “punish the guy who said it” after it got media attention. It shows how little really care about their executives being racist pieces of shit who despise their customers, they just care about optics.

Well. of course. Those criminals and drug dealers can be dangerous, so why go after them where there are so many grandmas and children they can bully?

Their alleged goal was to take over Gonave — a tropical island of about 100,000 people

The plot involved buying a sailboat, weapons and ammunition and recruiting homeless people in the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area “to serve as a mercenary force.”

Yeah… I don’t think that’s gonna work.

When I read the headline I assumed it’d be some flyspeck private island where most of the residents are listed as staff. But nope, they wanted to do a full on Columbus and slaughter around 50k people. Which of course, the world would definitely just ignore and just let Gonave become Murder Rape island.

I’m glad they have other charges, because this “plan” is so stupid and unworkable that It’ll be hard to prove that it’s not just some fucked up fantasy that they were larping.

Still turning it off though.

Well that makes me feel a bit better about sending markov chain generated text to my other e-mail accounts.

So I guess Putin’s “We’re invading Ukraine to ‘denazify’ it” justification has gone down the memory hole?

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Six for me, but I cannot picture ever using something like this… even while the grief was still fresh.

Well I mean it doesn’t. If the program ever comes out it’ll probably just be a generic LLM with a few custom prompts for each customer (if that).

Also, I can’t imagine anyone who was actually close to someone being willing to actually use something this ghoulish. So they won’t find it suspicious if grandma starts saying the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce was glue or that you should feed baby Charlie one small rock a day.

In case somebody doesn’t know about the nightmarish AI product this comic is referencing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tq6gqh5aaohgi55y2yofylwj/post/3m5k4ojtgs22r

Hey now, mango’s are a nice fruit. They don’t deserve to be associated with Trump.

“Newsom should be concerned about keeping Californians safe and shutting down Antifa violence, not rigging his state for political gain,” she said.

''Antifa violence"? Could you give me some examples?

Wow, I assumed it’d picked up by this point but according to Wikipedia the PS5 only has 18 exclusive games.

Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

Don’t forget being a speed freak too!

Fuck yeah you got Gong!

I have to wonder what the chain of thought was to go from “I’m racist” to “Dress like a hobo clown”

Well, (not a Christian) as I understand it the whole “don’t masturbate” comes from the story of Onan. Onan was some rando who had his brother die and as such he was obligated to impregnate his brothers wife (as was the fashion at the time) so his son by his brothers wife would be the heir of his bother… I’m sure it made sense at the time.

Instead Onan decides to practice “pull out” contraception so he can keep fucking both his own wife and his brothers wife too. This pisses off God and he gets all smite-y on Onan.

This gets interpreted as either “Masturbation is a sin” or “Give you brother an heir” or “Don’t defy gods cucking fetish” depending on which sect you talk to.

I don’t think “Fake it till you make it” works very well as a military strategy.