You’re… not wrong.

Mr. Hands has entered the chat.

The “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd sure like to put feelings over facts.

It’s really too bad that shaming them for their hypocrisy does nothing at all because they have no shame as long as they feel like they’re “winning.”

How has it not been abundantly fucking clear that they have zero plans to let go of power, whether it’s Trump in charge or not? They wouldn’t be doing any shit like this if they even had a whiff of Democrats coming back into power and using these same shenanigans to clean up the government and shut down places like FOX News.

Shroedinger’s Ears are the right answer.

We don’t mind suckin on toes
Good luck findin a boyfriend who sucks toes

-JB and KG

Not just reverse psychology, I can’t imagine anyone agreeing with most of these. It’s definitely got a holier-than-thou attitude. Like who is this even written for other than people who already use Linux and just want to feel smugly superior?

Me too. Every night without fail.

yeah needs to match on both sides either “the americans and the chinese” or “americans and chinese” not this weird othering mix.

meanwhile, I’m buying another sundae at…

because…

I only wish I had such a cool name.

You would think that this would be part of it but people sure don’t drive like it is! People tell me I drive like an old lady because I’m actually cautious and go the speed limit. I’m not young and the people saying this aren’t young, either. These are people old enough to know better.

Like all tools, the human mind actively views the tool as an extension of the human body. When you use a hammer, your mind sees it as an extension of your arm in order to be able to use it effectively.

When you spend too much time in your car, you begin to really treat it as an extension of yourself, and stop treating it as the two ton death machine on wheels that it obviously is.

I’ve also read that the more you personalize your car, with bumper stickers and such, the more you view it as a deeply personal part of who you are, and think of the inside of your vehicle as a deeply personal space, and as such, also view an invasion of your cars “personal space” as an invasion of your personal space.

Short story: humans are fucking dumb and we built a society where we spend entirely too much time inside our cars to the point that we form emotional fucking attachments to them.

Unpopular Opinion: Pack Up the Cats > Here Comes the Zoo > As Good As Dead

Although to be fair Pack Up the Cats and Here Comes the Zoo are actually pretty on par with one another, but despite having some bangers, I think As Good As Dead is just plain overrated. Bound for the Floor, in particular, while being a good song, is wildly overplayed compared to how many great songs Local H has in their catalogue, including other songs on As Good As Dead.

What Would You Have Me Do? is absolutely peak Local H.

frorts

I’ll be busy looking my gift horse in the mouth.

I don’t even like my own name for various reasons but I couldn’t make a different choice for my own gender even if I wanted to.

I would end up depressively renaming myself something like Rat Bastard McFuckwit

Suzy Eddie Izzard - The Twelve Days of Christmas

twelve monkeys mating, eleven donkeys dancing, ten pygmies farming, nine socks a-swimming… FIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOLD RIIIIIINGS

Also, Murder City Devils - 364 Days

Oh, and Tom Waits - Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

I know the second two aren’t “classic” songs but they’re my favorite Christmas songs.