Dawg we take that out first

It took me decades to get used to this body, and the mere thought of starting over just feels exhausting. So I just surround myself with queers and weirdos and share the love and support that I do have.

I wish I’d known it was an option back when I had time and energy

That’s why, if I’m stuck on busy roads and need to inform someone of my status, I will say that I’m traffic.

Wow so you just called me right out like that huh

And smoke machines

I don’t think you’re all of Lemmy.

Only when you show up

Time to ban books

Wands don’t kill people, wizards kill people

Literally every hack ever

So is Android, but people like to get bent all out of shape when you mention it

Hardly a strategy, very little effort.

I’ve already got them tagged as “fascist simp,” so they might just be a fan of child rape

reddit is the armpit. 4chan is the unwashed taint.

That’s disparaging to actual nerds.

Or a note by a guy who knew he was about to be offed.

This sounds like it could actually really help people. Something’s off. What’s the catch? Do they harvest the orphans’ organs on their 25th birthday?

Accurate

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