“funny you should say that, i actually happen to identify as a Bofors 75 mm Model 1929 so i’d suggest flying as fast as your propellers can take you, lest you get offended by my armor-piercing rounds”

the best part is that you can simply point to frankie boyle as an example of someone getting away with “offensive” jokes, because he’s obviously not a shitstain and the jokes are actually jokes and not just excuses to say terrible things.

can’t believe they’d leave out Himbo the halfling bard

it’s just a deadpan puff of smoke and a “poof” sound effect

amazing that people still don’t know about kiwix
download the relevant app for your platform: https://kiwix.org/en/applications/
then download the archive you want: https://library.kiwix.org/#lang=eng&category=wikipedia
and lastly open the downloaded file in your app.

i’d imagine that’s more down to the simple fact of having readily available energy in your body, plus stuff like food being comforting.

“well they cured my anxiety but now cats make me weep in fear and i have an addiction to cheese…”

i’m not sure how flinching from hot surfaces is an example of assigning oneself agency, i’ve never heard anyone say “yeah i chose to pull my hand away because it was hot”, everyone obviously knows that’s a reflex lol

what do you mean by “if you must eat plants”? are you promoting only eating meat?!

especially if it turns out you are one of the people who doesn’t deserve the right to exist, just that she magically makes an exception for you specifically because you’re one of the good ones

it’s the difference between “i don’t think that’s a good way to make food cheaper” and “i don’t think poor people deserve to eat”

i mean that is a pretty common thing, though to be fair that’s partly because it’s something that can happen in humans irl…

also stop giving them dry-ass pellets with a bunch of grains in them, nut up and live with the smell of wet food and buy some chicken innards for them every now and then.

this is why it’s ideal to befriend a neighbourhood cat, all the positives without the negatives

we could also just build desalination plants with a field of solar panels next to them, but what do i know

this is just canonically accurate firebending

have you noticed the infection growing within? the corruption gaining a hold? curious that, isn’t it?

funnily they don’t have Dollar Store, that’s a swedish thing

honestly for a home server i’d be happy with like 10 minutes battery life, just need enough to let the computer survive tripping a breaker and resetting it.

an actual outage is basically an act of god and not worth worrying about for something you can just… push the power button on

it doesn’t seem that difficult to make tbh, although somewhat expensive

a replica/toy revolver, single board computer, display module, and spool of copper wire to wind around the revolver’s… magazine? clip? clipazine?