Thats how hedhog get the xray

Thank you kind sir

This isn’t an antimeme

Yeah I think it might be. In the source his ID tag keeps changing to match his face

Thats literally not how it works though

I’m really getting tired of old man yaoi

The thing about the phone seeing through objects is not true for all but 1 phone model: there was a phone released a while back that had an infrared camera which could see through thin plastics and clothes. Your phone can’t do this.

The other capability you mention of listening to everything all the time is technically possible if some three-letter agency or corp started targeting you specifically and got access to your phone to install literal spying software on it. You don’t have to worry about that. The mundane device that is actually doing that is your Alexa (if you have one).

If you are feeling seriously paranoid about this, you can factory reset your phone. On my Samsung phone, this is done by going to Settings, scrolling all the way down to General Management, scrolling all the way down again to Reset, and then selecting Factory Data Reset.

A more reasonable conspiracy theory thing to be worried about is that the government has access to a spyware program that can non-invasively (and therefore silently) take up space in your phone’s cache, relaying everything you do back to its user. However, since its not actually installed on your phone, restarting your phone once each day will mitigate the damage this can cause. I have set my phone to restart at 3 AM every day for this reason. (It’s also just generally a good idea to restart your phone regularly; it will run better if you do.)

This is a stock Samsung Keyboard feature

Thats not the only problem with them. A lot of times local branches will allow their bell-ringers to skim a little out of the donation bucket. Or more than a little. I can’t get behind an organization that doesn’t punish stealing charitable donations for yourself.

Mine didn’t wear rings normally

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Ooorr you can do what I did and ask nicely to measure her finger with a sizing tool

You say that like it can’t be both

One of the kids at my daycare had a toy rat that was clearly a Halloween decoration which he carried everywhere because it was “so cute”

It’s sort of like when an actually bad AAA game gets labeled by right-wing chuds as being Woke Liberal Propaganda because theres a LGBTQ+ person in it or something stupid like that, so liberals feel to start treating this game as a unfairly slandered masterpiece with a deep message. In reality it’s bog-standard corporate slop that says nothing about anything out of fear of limiting its audience (and also barely runs) but unfortunately the people pointing this out the loudest are the chuds.

And then when the game finally finishes being a flop or worse, the chuds sort it into the “Proof that Go Woke = Go Broke” portfolio and we all have to deal with that forever.

Fucking tribalism, man.

I found a dodecahedral d4 once and I have been looking for more of those ever since

I tried to use Sora to make videos of him doing weird shit, and it kept getting stuck behind a content moderation filter. Even prompts like “@sama dancing” would get stuck. I think he doesn’t want to be Skibidi Toilet Sam anymore.

It’s from the Wug Test.

“This is a man who knows how to gling. He is glinging. Yesterday, he _____”

Also, what client are you on that shows you avatars? I have not used one yet that shows avatars.

David Lynch once tested to see if he was connected to the moon.

Is there a meme like this for Kanji being derived from chinese characters