I’m trying not to imagine how awful that must smell.

A time saver, really.

The sheer incoherence, misspelling, and first-grade grammar tells you right away this is a sovcit.

Pigs also have empathy.

If it works, who cares if a cat wrote it?

When you truly understand your customer base.

Stop talking and eat your dinner, it’s getting warm.

There’s way more detail in the butt than seems necessary.

Then there’s the eyes of flounders.

Wikipedia

You can’t make this stuff up.

You can choose not to be a Karen. You can’t choose not to be Black, for instance. Big difference.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Let’s ignore the obvious for months, then act shocked that the obvious was happening all along.

Here’s my number, call me maybe?

Might not be that long, they could have easily had it all lying around. They don’t seem like the type to go out and buy new lumber just because.

The US and Israel are separate countries, right? Admittedly, the lines are getting a bit blurry these days.

ICE will just round up some more brown people to make him feel better.

They look stupid. And contagious.

Yes, I know who this is (and isn’t).

I’ve thought about that, but it seems like the kind of thing you don’t want to get cheap on.

1 or 2 carbon bike wheels, depending on size, riding style, terrain, etc.