Founder and lead developer at Overclocked Abacus Games
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Potatoes are apples of the ground.
If the women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
Only a Karen can defeat a Karen.
I reject your findings.
Travolta should perform all his roles on a slant.
71·2 days agoThe US founding fathers never overthrew their leader. They just stopped answering the mail of a guy on the other side of the Atlantic.
Humans domesticated dogs for their ability to hunt by scent. Dogs domesticated humans for their ability to throw a tennis ball.
Running on our hind legs only frees up our hands to be able to use tools and weapons, maybe even water containers for drinking on the go.
And for wanking, although that may just be an adaptation to compensate for our inability to lick our own dicks.
Zombies aren’t scary. They’re popular movie monsters because, while looking vaguely human, they’re sufficiently “othered” that you can kill them without remorse (thus acting as a convenient stand-in for other groups that the audience wishes they could do that to) and because they represent an apocalypse that kills most of the people but leaves the stuff behind, meaning that you don’t have to deal with society anymore but you’ll still easily have a roof over your head and food on your table (albeit mostly canned food.)
The horses also all had humans on their backs. To my knowledge, none of the humans had horses on their backs.
Except nobody wants F-35s anymore. The world is re-arming and they’re explicitly avoiding American weapons.
2·2 days agoTrump’s trade wars have destroyed a lot of America’s leverage. Your military was about all you had left, and that’s going to be tied up in Iran for who knows how long now.
18·3 days agoAnyone who doesn’t blame all the ills of the world on the secret cabal of people controlling the banking system and the media and who doesn’t propose a final solution of rounding up all these people and executing them is a Nazi.
Slower Than Light. It means you don’t have to worry about your prints emitting Cherenkov radiation and possibly going back in time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8