Tesla self-driving hams.

“Damned Humans, they ruined Humanity!”

In another Universe, Presley made a pretty good Kirk.

The Simpsons is the real Star Trek The Animated Series.

Not so good movie, not so good changes to the Excelsior class, but boy do I love that whole scene. CG composited onto models will always look the best.

“I don’t always sit on a box, but when I do it’s a fucking mimic!”

“He is the PugMessiah!”

Soren hasn’t got the time for thirst-trap Klingons.

Disarming spreadsheet…

Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

anxious borf

There’s something to be said about Lego sets that look distinctly Lego.

Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That’ll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?

What was I doing in 1995?

I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.

What would I do now?

Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

Consider this my Hallmark of resignation.

Some stories work better as movies, some work better as a series.

Shows have the advantage of having natural breaking points. You don’t have to watch the whole movie at once, but it’s paced that way.

”Im a bitch,
I’m a lover,
I’m a cat churning butter.
(Created in German-ay,
circa the 12th centur-ay.)”

“Sort by number of issues sold.”