I would’ve uovoted for the sentiment alone, but I Prevail to boot? Fuck yes

To… grab her by the pussy? 🧐🤔🤷‍♂️

Well, supposedly according to Epstein himself Trump is functionally illiterate

It’s like nobody is even taking that fatwa seriously

I’ve labeled mine: “For Use on Fascists ONLY”

Fair enough, but before she at least pushed it around the plate a little bit… Swirled them around with the peace when they were still considering giving it a chance

Sadly, it happens to be the wrong some

I second this

…beans on toast…

Whoa, wha🤯t did I ever do to warrant such mistreatment?

Plus, as an added bonus, you don’t need a flashlight ever again because of the pale green glow you emit afterwards.

Source: Every cartoon from my childhood

People be like: “Just try to think of the last time you were happy and…”

And I’m just over here thinking: “I remember being happy once… It was 1996. I was nine.”

Just think of all the energy you’d have! 🤯

Fuck, are you my cousin? Cuz I’ve had this theory for awhile… also, if so, i feel like you’re being kinda derisive about me being high, but if you think im about to be out here just raw doggin’ hell you’re out your mind

I’m certainly a fan of how aforementioned Nazi scum generally leave - rarely entirely under their own power - shortly thereafter.

Because that’s just what one does to fuckin’ Nazis.

We (as a society… (i mean, except for that one time*)⁰ didn’t used to have to specify that last part

One might argue that the latter strongly implies the former, imo

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Ah, ok, I see. I guess I just got it in my head that OP intended to just throw a high-cap SD card into the phone and call it a day (prolly because I’m lazy and this would be my solution lol) for some reason as opposed to using the phone as more or less a controller for some usb external drives.

Will there be waterboarding? I feel like there should almost definitely be waterboarding

Ok, so I’m confused here… I get why you would attribute the issues you were having to a faulty HDD - that much makes sense - but I’m kind of at a loss as to why you seem to think any of that would apply to OP making a phone into a ‘private cloud’ for himself?

Ok, I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been on reddit (I left for good when they nixed clients), but has it changed drastically or something? Cuz this doesn’t even make sense to me