I’ve already doubled up on the number of healing crystals I put in my shoes.

Let me find that article on the Dunning-Kruger Times…

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba “Spare Tire” Dixon.

Give it time? I could see a licensing deal for TrumpRX. You just can’t use that name for free! It’s worth it’s weight in gold.

That’s how I feel every sandwich looks because there’s no light mayo option in the app.

There’s an episode of The Rifleman on this.

I think you hit upon an idea they didn’t think about. ICE has a new role! Masked food police.

Yoko Ono tracks also remain some of the best alternatives to Beatles music.

We tried giving people boots with straps to pull themselves up, but that didn’t work either.

Nobody knew it would be so complicated.

I don’t know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I’ve tried a new one.

“from my heart to…” Uhh yea, he’s a Nazi

I seem to recall a documentary where Cuba gooding Jr saved a small town from a monkey.

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THE MAN SPEAK?!?!? The biggest best beautiful speaker ever.

I saw that all trade talks are off with Canada. So that will free up at least 15 seconds per day.

Even if people idiots accept that is true which I doubt, no one ever mentions the ongoing maintenance, staffing, etc… that we will be absorbing indefinitely.

I miss playing Black and White

Cleveland has entered the chat

Cleveland: can we also bring balloons?

How are Mortimer and Randolph doing on FCOJ futures?

And now we’ll turn over the mic to our assistant secretary for health Jenny McCarthy…