

Anyone claiming to be a prophet (or being described as one) is a false prophet. No need for a video.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.


Anyone claiming to be a prophet (or being described as one) is a false prophet. No need for a video.


Scream (with audio track muted).


I’d have expected a few charges related to making a mustard agent on the street corner as well.


Hope those rentals come with mirrors.


I’m glad you’re asking this question, it’s about time.
The Khmer Rouge renamed the complex “Security Prison 21” (S-21) and construction began to adapt the prison for the inmates: the buildings were enclosed in electrified barbed wire, the classrooms converted into tiny prison and torture chambers, and all windows were covered with iron bars and barbed wire to prevent escapes and suicides.

Aquaman. His new day job will make conversations with fish seem exciting by comparison.


Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.
I wouldn’t mind getting abducted by this Ultra Adorable Pup. Could modify the costume to turn it into a chest-burster while in belly rub position too.
Sidebar for the community says “be wary of spoilers” but there’s no mention of a rule against them. For courtesy, I’d probably keep details minimal in the title but include a warning (e.g. ‘S04E20 “Episode Title” discussion [spoilers]’). There’s also spoiler tag markdown that you can use to hide the details unless a user chooses to view them:
I don’t know, some pirate stuff.
::: spoiler The Spoiler
I don't know, some pirate stuff.
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Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.


They brought a stool over…
That makes sense, they’d have to supply it for a C-section but not a vaginal birth since all that pushing means the stool typically just shows up.
Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.


I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).
2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.
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The mantle helps hide the fact that he’s really three dogs with phenomenal core strength holding on to each other.
If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.


Give the tram operator a high-vis vest for the invulnerability buff, a set of orange retractable belt stanchions to create an impermeable barrier for innocent passersby, and enough TNT to clear the obstruction. May need to mend the tracks a little depending on placement constraints but it’ll solve the problem at 69 hectometers per second.
This meowchine kills fascists.
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Looks like you made some duplicate posts in [email protected] 5 months ago. Could ask the mods to un-ban you in a private message. Don’t see anything related to [email protected] though.