🤩 This is-excuse me- a damn fine naked selfie.

Belter took me too long

I would give you such a disappointing 90 seconds but I would also bring you fast food so consider carefully before you say no

Damn that is a genius format

All cops are bastards.

Ok, the government, schools, and hospitals are untrustworthy. Agreed and granted. 💯💯💯💯

Is there a human being in the world who you do trust? I’m not talking about the government. I mean any person at all.

Wasn’t talking to you, was talking to the guy posting nonstop about his… neighbors?..

Epstein is very good proof against the government, for sure. 100% agreed.

But can you call a sibling, ex-roommate, old war buddy, anything like that? A doctor or family friend who has helped you before?

Man I really don’t know what’s going on with you but it sure seems like you need some trustworthy help

Homestar Runner dot net. It’s Dot Com™.

Seems like a revenge porn dump

Can you prove this is you and not revenge porn

Keep frozen

Feisty > Alive > Fresh > Replicated > Frozen

Who freezes gagh?!? Never mind the fact it’s fucking dead, can you imagine how badly the texture is ruined??

Edit: this train of thought led me to actually think a Maryland style gagh cake could work. I bet Old Bay works with gagh. Like if you’re feeding me dead gagh you gotta dress it up a little

Ohh noooo, let me just get the exact address and what they ordered. So I don’t accidentally go there and order the same order accidentally, that would be terrrriiblleee

According to the link she’s the second one this month

Hilarious

The paper is obvious AI slop with a bunch of donation links

Pssst, you hallucinated the GitHub repo. I wonder what your ROI is like on this AI slop paper busking thing. I wonder if we’ll see massively more of it as agents go off into rabbitholes like this.

I would immediately post to as many Lemmy communities as possible asking what other people would do

Yeah yeah funny number but 40% still unconditionally approve no matter what he does so what does it matter

i don’t get it