Nah, you should find a new bone to pick.

Dear God they’re going to burn the country to the ground

At what point do you just buy gray rats? Where in the cost benefit analysis does boiling rats in ink come in?

Behold, I have become the most insufferable man alive!

Also whomever perpetrated the assassination was a hero long before we knew what Luigi looked like

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?

Shit I was 3 minutes too late

I would drop my Galaxy Watch in a second if I could get a brand new pebble on better hardware with more sensors.

So you’re saying my Social Security number is still secure?

I have no doubt they will replace him with someone that has a lower public profile but somehow even less qualified than Doctor Oz.

But they’re not selling it, it’s a marketplace.

What a bunch of fucking dipshits

We all know Tim Bluesky is an opportunistic grifter.

Fuck yeah

Raise hell praise Dale

Crazy that the judge’s name is Lawless

Definitely a Facebook kind of guy

I work at a major university. Everything became a black box and now if there is no output, students born circa 2002-2006, who are otherwise very bright, don’t know how to navigate it.

DAMMED