The only people who aren’t people are conservatives.

Their honor is loyalty.

The Vietnam fucking war??? What?

Yeah these dumb fucks are the same people who were saying “there’s no way we can lose to a bunch of peasants in black pajamas” in the 1960s. Or who were saying the regime couldn’t lose in România in the early 90s.

Okay but Florida alone has well over 4/5 of lawsuits by insured individuals against their homeowners insurance companies for the entire nation. It’s horrible that innocent people get assumed to be committing fraud but, let’s be honest, most of them are fraud pushed by extremely sketchy contractors lying to the homeowner about what caused their issues. It’s not like Florida magically has 40-50x the rate of homeowners insurance claims. Boo hoo, extremely unsavory fraudsters preying on homeowners can’t just file a lawsuit, settle right before trial, and run away with 75% of the settlement anymore. Oh no.

Edit: also important to know that DOAH hearings have shorter timelines than normal court. This means that your average totally-not-fraud plaintiffs’ attorney mill can’t get away with doing absolutely nothing for 2 years (which they’re notorious for in the Florida legal world) and then settle right before trial after failing to prepare for 2 years. They often lose DOAH hearings because suddenly their breathtaking laziness is losing them cases.

They are REALLY fucking itching for their Horst Wessel.

This shit is exactly why I finally unsubscribed to NYT this year. That and the constant “there is no genocide in Gaza” horseshit.

I wouldn’t be surprised if evidence was being tampered with or mishandled, but there’s a lot of distance between mishandled/misleading evidence and a false flag attack. If there’s evidence of a false flag that’s one thing, but I’m gonna need more than “think about it, is everything really on the up and up?”

I fucking hate BlueAnon. Sure there’s a good chance it was someone even farther right than he was, but not everything is a false flag. Do you have literally any evidence of it being a false flag beyond “just think about it bro”?

“But, but, but, but guns bad 🥺 just call the nice neighborhood police officer who lives two doors down that you’ve known since childhood!”

They willfully refuse to try and understand, then we get posts like this every two weeks.

The skull mask isn’t Nazi it’s just edgy, which is why some Nazis wear it. Between this and the recent “what are these tattoos? Are they Nazi?” (but with that godawful TikTok spelling) and it just being a photo of some guy with biohazard tattoos are killing me. I’m pretty consistent at calling right wingers fascist or protofascist, so I can’t believe I’m the one saying this, but just because someone is right wing and you don’t know what something on them is doesn’t meant it’s some cryptic Nazi symbol.

I feel like I’ve seen more of these annoying ass posts lately, and more blueanon shit like “you all know the Trump shooting was staged right?” Like, can we just fucking not? Can we please not be just as braindead as they are? Please? Jesus.

Big sovcit energy lol

No one’s in any danger!!!

Let’s be real, 50% chance their life up to 40 was bankrolled by The First National Bank of Mommy and Daddy if they’re a doctor in the US.

If only they didn’t fall for all these CIA lies and understood that the only true, multiethnic democracy in the world is the PRC. /s

Lol I know, I know. I’m not a decade in yet, but it’s been a good half decade and it’s definitely… an experience.

As a leftie who moved to one of those red states, please come help. We can flood these places with enough people to tip them, we just need to stop with fatalistic bullshit about how these states are “beyond all hope.” No they’re fucking not. Get out of your comfort zone, do your duty to our democracy, and ffs stop self sorting into deep blue states. Staying where it’s blue is easy but it doesn’t do much good.

Ugh that guy WOULD NOT shut up about how everyone who slightly disagreed with him was “infantile.” Insufferable, I dare you to tell that dude he’s a little wrong about something.

Goddamnit stop teaching conservative snowflakes that their annoying, incessant whining works sometimes!