What a truly horrible day to have eyes…

Looks cool, but looking at the preview pics, I’ve got to point it out…

This is what happens in a captured system, the bad guys get to enforce their beliefs absolutely. Objectivity goes out the window.

Flagrant display of a disregard or lack of knowledge of the basic rules and laws that define our government operation like this should carry the penalty of immediate suspension and removal. If you’re going to propose something this obviously petty and stupid, you shouldn’t be in a position of power.

Also, they need to stop using “deport.” The correct term is “exile.” Deportation refers to a foreigner being expelled from a country. Exile is the removal of a citizen from their home country. See also: Napoleon

Sure, the definition is “anyone they don’t like and/or disagree mildly with.”

It never wasn’t.

When looking for a mimic, always shoot the printer first… Not because it’s the mimic, but because it deserves it.

That’s because we’ve got all these interdimensional rando speed runners fucking with the squimble setting now! Keep it up and we’re going to draw the old ones’ attention.

I whack my hands on shit daily, that would become expensive pretty quick.

Dug up one of the pics. I don’t remember it being spaghetti. I thought it was fettucini. Either way, yeah, it was delicious. There was nothing left.

Some of it goes into your meal, some of it gets saved for other meals.

Best Italian I’ve ever had in my life was a small restaurant down in Jaco. They opened up a brand new $300 wheel of parm just to make that pasta dish where they scoop it out and throw everything in it. Owner comes out and I keep asking him if he’s sure, “Absolutely! I’ll just make it the special next week!” He preps it for us. People are filming it. The hostess calls in a band from on the street who comes and plays for us… It was like something out of a movie.

Love Costa

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

“the Trump team lied” is pretty much just a default assumption until proven otherwise.

Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot

He’s the kind of asshole that will come out of it saying something stupid like, “It was nothing! I ran the place!” He’ll just roll it into his career, move on to another platform, and continue to be a big piece of shit.

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You somehow propose this to the genie through half a larynx, he nods briefly, before slicing again, and again, and again with increasing precision, until you are reduced to a single proton.

“I’ve read Zeno too,” the genie replies.

Granted, the genie produces a large sword and slices you perfectly down the middle. The left half of you burns away to dust. “You are now… always right,” he says to your right half as you flop to the ground. Not that it matters much as your consciousness quickly fades.