

Fucking democracy, man.


Fucking democracy, man.
Because apparently the real menace in wildlife photography is using stuffed animals
Why did you lock yourself in your room? I hope you’re not sleeping again? You filthy sleepslut!

Nazis? I hate them of course
But Idaho Nazis? I hate them too


If 5 million speculative posts on the topic on anarchychess don’t count as evidence, then what does?
There is no evidence that the horsey is a real thing either and yet here we are!


We still have more Nobel Peace prizes than Trump
Sorry it’s actually in the law. It was voted by a very large majority of MPs in 1988. Not putting the divider on the belt usually results in the bobbies taking you out of Tesco and shooting you on the bus replacement service.
No worries love! (subtitle: ‘go on shoot yourself’)


Donc le RN, parti du respect de l’ordre et des institutions, adoube un mec condamné pour un attentat sur une sous-préfecture. Merci camarade Tanguy, l’entrisme anarcho-révolutionnaire est en bonne marche.
How did she manage to land a job as an MLB team manager after a NASA internship?


Once in the concentration camp Auschwitz, the Ovitzes attracted the attention of the German camp physician Josef Mengele
Fucking hell.
But they all survived. Let’s not forget what happened despite all the ambient bullshit about holocaust denial.
I’m sorry but I have to assume you’re not British (which is fine, not your fault). You wouldn’t survive one day in the jungle of unspoken rules of politeness that is a Tesco queue.
No ‘thank you’ for a divider? That’s a firm mild stare for you
No ‘no worries’ when people apologise for forgetting to thank you for the divider? Rude.
No ‘nonono it was me luv’ when people tell you ‘no worries’ after you apologised for forgetting to thank them for the divider? Are you some sort of sociopathic asshole?


incarcerated
What an ugly word! Oh no no no they were being cured of their mental illnesses in dedicated institutions and provided with advanced education in special schools.
The school of digging frozen turf in Siberia while starving for instance or the hospital of getting beaten with a phonebook
deranged thought
Well with 4 upvotes and 2 downvotes the people’s jury seem to firmly agree that it is a completely standard and sane thought
Friendship with German puppet states is over now my best friend is… perfidious Albion???
Get stabbed in the Middle East during the Levant Crisis
Get stabbed in the African Colonies during the Fashoda incident
Get stabbed in the Channel during the Scallop War
Get stabbed in Indochina by supporting France when they really shouldn’t have, come on
Get stabbed in the UE, constantly
Get stabbed when they insist on calling French fries ‘chips’


I know this sounds cartoonishly evil, but please consider how the unemployment rate went down drastically within this subpopulation.
Now about my newest idea ‘tunnel-sized toddlers with claymore mines’
So it’s because of Biden? I will not listen to your sourced explanation BTW