Certainly you wouldn’t download a charity

Too many pixels, go back, go back!

Buddy, you can have it

Good luck trying to emulate a dumbass, dumbass.

They probably also reposted one of those “if you post this picture facebook can’t scrape all your data” images

Sort of, but not the lizard brain part. My rationality stays intact except I become too stubborn to reasonably decide if it’s worth the time and effort to solve this problem (spoiler: usually not). If it seems solvable then dammit I wanna figure it out, to hell with other considerations.

This is pretty close to the same for me, except it’s more like, just let me play the damn game a bit and see if it’s worth learning more shit. I was finally going to play Ori and the Blind Forest but they throw a 30+ minute depression fest at you to start, where I thought I was getting a vibrant, fluid platforming game.

THIS is the content I’m here for

The various spacings make this read to me like a William Shatner impression

But my time is finally near

But when do you do the cocaine?

Yes, larruping. Obviously.

Merely shot at, I’m afraid

What a generous grading scale, usually 50% correct would be an F.

Sweden asking the Soviets why the fuck there was a sudden radiation spike to get the Soviet Union to admit there was a little oopsie-daisy to begin with.

“A little bleach will take that char right off — and gives the steak a bold, vibrant flavor as well!”

The idea that I would do something useful with my life

If you measure by month, quarter, or year, you can really get that daily contribution down

Just the inland water of Canada would be the 33rd largest country by total area, Ukraine is 45th in total area. Probably even less people living in the water than in Nunavut.